Reality Vs Expectation: In Movies vs. In Daily Life

#1 RIP THE CLOTHES OFF

You thought it’d be spontaneous, passionate and mind blowing…

#2 IM STUCK

But in reality neither of you are flexible to get the drawers off…

#3 WOOPS

When you realize there’s no condom down there…

#4 HOW BAD IS IT?

But in reality your freaking out, and get every test known to mankind.

#5 THAT WAS FAST

It always seems to slip in so easily…

#6 NOT WET ENOUGH

But there’s no way this is going down without lots of LUBE!

#7 CLASSY AT ALL TIMES

Aren’t the movie stars underwear so cute and form fitting?

#8 IT WAS LAUNDRY DAY!

Well, this is what he gets when you come over…